"Ah, are you busy right now"
"No, not very"
"We'll come with me, I know where there's the wreck of an old Spanish half pint"
"Half pint"
"Yeah, well Spanish Quart, you know"
"Oh, Spanish Galleon you mean"
"The very thing"
"Ah alright, where is it then"
"It down at the bottom of the sea"
"Down at the, well I couldn't possibly come 'cause I haven't got any of my underwater swimming equipment with me. sorry"
"'Cause you can, you won't need it"
"But I'll get all soaking wet"
"Ah, know you won't. Sure it's magical down there"

Why don't you come to the boat at the bottom of the sea
Come to the boat with the leprechaun and me
Oh there's lots of things to do and there's lots of things to see
At the boat at the bottom of the sea

There's fish that swish and snail and whales
All sorts of things with fins and tails
And it only takes a minute and you can be
At the boat at the bottom of the sea

Now I've got a feeling that there's gonna be treasure around
Down in the sea, never know what's gonna be found
Maybe gold dubloons or pieces of eight
Maybe one lost soul or a roller skate

Oh don't you try to make a fool of me mate
Oh I couldn't do that I'm much too late

"What did you say then"
"I was only kidding, I just said that for a bit of laugh"
"Well wacth your step youg Shamus O'Shark"
"Righty oh"
"Well let's go"

Why don't you come to the boat at the bottom of the sea
Come to the boat with the leprechaun and me
Oh there's lots of things to do and there's lots of things to see
At the boat at the bottom of the sea

There's seaweed stalks and a fish that walks
All sort of tiny squunks and squarks
It only takes a minute and you can be
At the boat at the bottom of the sea

Of course there's always a chance we might get trapped
No air lift and the lifeline snapped
Oh never a care 'cause I'll be there
A click of my fingers and we're up for air

Oh it only takes a minute and you can be
At the boat at the bottom of the sea
With me.

